CV in OC on Monday! Only $5 so you can spend your money on beer and merch. facebook.com/events/6728932…
#MapMondays Yankee logo goes everywhere north of Bridgeport & east of NY. SoCal needs SF Giants logo. Otherwise, yes. http://t.co/9ymEHnef7N
Just figured out theme songs from two of my favorite shows. Luckily, they were in the same key. Unfortunately, I can’t play them well…yet!
You know you’re watching the Steelers feed when the announcers put an awkward pause in Stony Brook.
Did red lights in LA become optional while I was away? Apparently I’m the only one stopping for them today.
I have been stopped, searched, and questioned more times on this trip than ever before. Officially an international man of mystery!
Anyone got $6.5 million I can borrow? Good for it, I swear. Kinda surprised this type of place isn’t going for more. bit.ly/1r7Ooa3
Why is the week before you travel somewhere ALWAYS insane?! It’s like the universe is punishing you for disrupting its plan for your life.
EARLY for this but the Isles, Preds & Panthers should be higher. Rangers look okay. Pens & Kings should be switched. bit.ly/1njxEwO
Another Star Wars VII “spoiler?” Adam from “Girls” is Darth Vader’s OTHER son. The one he had with Ahsoka from the Clone Wars cartoon.
These Star Wars VII “spoilers” are so non-committal. I should start making a few up to gain traction. I heard Chewie is the main character?
If a charity car wash is what you’re selling, don’t use confused, bored, sloppy, dirty-looking DUDES to sell it!